fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 
Dude maple bacon doughnuts. That is all.
salemstoned:

looks like the forest from princess mononoke 
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

How do you tell someone that you really like them but you’re an introvert and sometimes you just can’t handle talking on the phone for extended periods of time, and it literally drains you of energy because that is exactly what I am feeling.

durnesque-esque:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

Goddess of All Worlds

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kaiokened said: Asks: #56, 74, & 81

Yay questions! Thanks dude =)

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
-A veterinarian for most of my childhood until my parents mentioned that I would have to put animals down and I honestly didn’t think I could handle that. Also fashion designer and artist (I did one of them!)

74: What is your favorite book?
EVERY HARRY POTTER BOOK.

81: Tea or coffee?
Tea, hands down. I hate nearly everything about coffee, much to the amusement of my customers when I worked at Starbucks.

gio1x1:

I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”

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